
One day as Grendel was on his myspace he saw a bulletin post from Hrothgar that they were going to have a party and that everybody but Grendel was invited. So Grendel goes anyway and starts a massacre. So as time passes Higlac(Beowulf's Uncle) is watching the news as Beowulf recieves a message from Hrothgar on his Iphone. The Danish watchmen see an object on the computer map and start becoming defensive but later they find out Beowulf and his men are there to take care of Grendel. Grendel checks his myspace and finds out Hrothgar is having another party so he goes and gets killed by Beowulf. As time passes Grendel's mother hears on her radio that Grendel has fallen to the hands of Beowulf, and with that she is furious and kills one of Hrothgar's closest friend's. As Hrothgar and Beowulf watch the news on the plasma tv Hrothgar witnesses his friend murdered by Grendel's mother. So Beowulf goes to Grendel's home and beheads the mother and Grendel! As the whitebeard waits by the lake for Beowulf to return, he is busy watching movies on his new portable dvd player. Beowulf returns to his kingdom and ages and as he ages he recieves a message on his iphone about a fierce dragon. He and his men then get ready to slay the dragon. The battle begins and as Beowulf's might fails his men start to run away and betray him, they weren't even prepared , they were all playing on their portable game system, except for one...his name was Wiglaf. He was the only soldier who had stood by Beowulf as he was dying so then Beowulf gave Wiglaf his last prized possession, his iphone. As Beowulf's Funeral is occurring, the soldier riding around the tower listens to his ipod.
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